Parker Newhauser
Anne and I worked almost every shift together in the ER. Needless to say we became very close. We would always play practical jokes on each other. One shift in the dead of winter, she put a whole cup of ice down my scrub top! Needless to say I had to get her back. So I grabbed a 60 ml syringe and filled it with mountain dew. I went outside and grabbed a pair of snow boots out of my trunk, went over to the hood of her car. It had just snowed so her car was covered in snow. I took the boots and made imprints in the snow on her hood facing the windshield. Then took the syringe and squirted mountain dew all over the windshield to make it look as if someone climbed on her hood and peed all over her car! I thought I was pretty sneaky, but Anne being Anne caught me doing this mid act! I was devastated and said " awwwww man, that would have been so funny if you didn't catch me!". Anne starts busting up laughing, turns to me and says; " You know what's even funnier? .....That's NOT my car! 🤣🤣". So I had just fake peed all over one of my other co-workers cars 🤣🤣 I love you Anne, I will miss you always and forever and I won't ever forget the good times and the bad times we had!
Your friend forever,
Parker N.

